If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I love black thongs
Apparently you make a good broom.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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