If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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