You were right. It hurts to walk today.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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