every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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