Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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