Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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