nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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