Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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