scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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