why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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