are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't put those talents on a resume
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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