what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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