i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I could fuck to npr.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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