yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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