that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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