Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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