Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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