the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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