I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
There are leaves in my underwear?
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