She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
tell me about the fingering
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