Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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