You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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