My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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