i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
