Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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