I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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