with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
ok first of all what the fuck
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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