ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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