Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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