Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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