the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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