called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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