Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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