What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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