I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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