In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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