If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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