problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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