just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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