awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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