So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I will die if light touches me.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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