Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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