im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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