If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
did you just send me my own nude
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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