think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Randomize
