shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I am available for nakedness
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm too high and old for this...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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