what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
the raccoons are back...
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