Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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