hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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