Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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