I murdered the dance floor call the cops
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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