Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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