apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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